NOW COMES THE REAL MEAT OF THE SHOW!

Oh, such tender morsels have I!

     Welcome to the second night of "Faces Down". We give thanks to the sponsor of our show...Sadaf Foods of Los Angeles. Sadaf Foods...where you can purchase kosher food at its best. Visit their convenient stores throughout Los Angeles...or order online at sadaffoods.com.

     Man, how I wish I could be on the menu. But then...if I was, that would be the end of my show.

     Tonight, I am one of five well-built men laying face down upon a table, dressed identically in mid-thigh denim shorts and pearly white below-the-calf socks. Carl, will you please choose a name of one of the audience members from the bowl and tell him what he has to do.

     Carl: With pleasure, Sasha. Will Joshua K. (last name must be withheld for security reasons) please come up onstage. Welcome, Joshua, to "Faces Down". Now, here is what you must do. Our host, Sasha Kasdan, is one of these men laying face down on this table. The curtain is drawn across their waists so as to hide their identities and make it harder for you to tell which one is Sasha. Your job...with your hands clenched behind your back, you must identify Sasha by licking the kneebacks of all five well-built men. If you lose, you must lay face down on the table and have the other four men lick your kneebacks. But, if you win...you will get a whole new shorts wardrobe! Are you ready?

     Joshua: Yes, sir!

     Carl: Then...lick away!

     Joshua clenches his hands tightly behind his back and bends over each handsome piece of meat, licking the kneebacks displayed in order to try to pick me out. He has already done two...and now he is about to taste mine. One secret I must reveal...my wife licks my kneebacks. And every time she does, I tend to flinch slightly. I wonder if Joshua will remember that from reading my blogs. He has just finished me and the last two. He stands erect and licks his lips.

     Carl: Well, Joshua...can you identify the kneebacks of Sasha Kasdan?

     Joshua: Number three.

     Carl: How can you be sure?

     Joshua: I recall he said his wife licks his kneebacks and he flinches whenever she does.

     Carl: Joshua, you...get a whole new shorts wardrobe---valued at $2000. Congratulations!

     As you can see, Joshua is a faithful follower of my blogs. He remembered reading about how I love having my kneebacks licked by my wife.

     So, today...I have been the victim.

     Join us again for "Faces Down". I am your host, Sasha Kasdan. See you next time when I might have another audience member malign my kneebacks!